FIC+ Candy Corn

"Reno, why the hell are we doing this?" for being nineteen years old, my older brother was an idiot.  The ass blackmails me, demanding we dress up for Halloween, and out of all the things he could've forced me in, he chooses vampires.  Vampires!  Everyone knows vampires are things twelve year old girls obsess over and are not the fear inspiring monsters we know and love.

The bastard has the nerve to laugh, like this is some fucking joke.  I'm already pretty mad at him for forcing me in a chair for half an hour and applying eyeliner and some other make-up shit to my face, and then forcing two plastic vampire fangs into my mouth  (he forced me to keep my mouth open for about twenty minutes, so they would stick to my teeth), "So I guess you want Sora to know about that one time with Riku." he sent me that cocky grin of his that may have made all the surrounding teen girls cream there fucking pants, but made me want to punch him full on the face; that stupid grin had always made all the blame leave him, and go to his little brother (by eleven months), me.  

Damn it.  One drunken night out and it haunts you forever.  We didn't even kiss!  Just the angle of the picture and the fact that Riku's eyes are shut makes it look like we're engaged in the hottest make-out session of our lives.  Two things: 1) Riku+Sore=Ok, but Riku+Axel=ew. 2) Why on earth would I hurt Sora?  Possibly the nicest guy on earth who helped me with my sexuality (out loud and proud, by the way.  Sorry ladies) in those tough years of early high school.

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